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emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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but those were really good 

orvys-man-child:

denielsharman:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

Holy shit I forgot about this gem.

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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i am cry

fanfictions of a fanfiction

50 Shades of Gray: The exact same story, but banned in the United Kingdom

50 Shades of Pray: Anastasia says “Enlighten me" and then ol’ boy hands her an earmarked Bible and sends her to church while he goes to counseling for his deep-seated issues instead of… what actually happens

50 Shades of Gay: Anastasia is now Arnold, played by Adam Scott’s abs from Step Brothers. Actual Adam Scott is Christian Grey. The story is exactly the same.

The next hot book series for all you 50 Shades fans

gay8:

who needs the trailer when u can hit play and scroll away and just try 2 listen to beyonce’s re recording of crazy in love

Imagine if feminism never happened. Imagine a woman treated like a doormat covered with DNA. Imagine sex where she has to go to the hospital.

(Source: fiftyshadesthemovie)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

brokendildo:

new bikini 😎

brokendildo:

new bikini 😎

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

How is your internet/where is the nearest cell tower?

HOOOLY SHIIIIIT

Big changes coming to my favorite Avenger

Big changes coming to my favorite Avenger

Marvel is doing big thangs and I’m mad stoked about them. I’m sure by now most of you have heard about female Thor with her badass new axe. Well, they’re also making a new Cap after the Fallen Son arc, and remember Extremis from Iron Man 3? Well, Tony has been… taking liberties with it as he is apt to do.

He gave it to the Hulk. Yes he did. The Hulk now retains his intelligence when he transforms, thanks to Stark and Extremis.

A giant green man who can juggle battle tanks, now with a genius IQ.

This is, dare I say, Marvel-ous.

Since Bruce Banner has always been my favorite, knowing that he can still hold some semblance of reason as the Hulk is amazing news.

Disclaimer: I don’t even read comic books. I just read news about them.

#team aight lookin

(Source: validx2)

Almost Is Never Enough
Ariana Grande & Nathan Sykes

i feel this

euo:

jib—reel:

I know 2014 is already set to be the year of the selfie Olympics, ass eating, 6 selfies, and feeling really attacked but we still have over 6 months left and I think it would be great if we added loving yourself and not being a trifling hoe to that list.