A Tale of Urban Reality.

that doesn’t sound shady at all

that doesn’t sound shady at all

(Source: hip-hop-lifestyle)


this is very extra but it’s been so long since i’ve had sex and i need it. how do people even partners?

same it’s been almost 24 years

tell me this isn’t from this week’s episode i will die

(Source: goldshrapnel)


boyfriend: *gets an automated text from phone company telling him to pay his bill*

me: who is that? who the fuck is she? are you cheating on me?



Today marks 2 years with the best!! So so sooo happy to have found my soulmate in you and I’m so excited to spend the rest of my life with you :) I love you Ryan!!

just stating my humble onion but i really need everybody to appreciate that we’ve gone through Hell and back to be able to be together and I’d do it over and over again if that’s what it’d take to be with him. never underestimate how powerful love is and when you love someone it is very beautiful and very worth it!!

have room in atlanta, ga


hey there,

i am a 23 year old queer agender person with a room and searching for a roommate in atlanta, georgia.
2 bedroom / 1 bath apartment.

It is in the Old 4th Ward, your rent would be 350 + utilities, only utility is electricity (free water).
it is some of the…

56 year old MtF transgender needs a place, Arizona


I am a disabled vet with full pension, in a wheel chair and service dog.  Clean, open minded and quiet.  I have to move  by the first.  currently in Kingman, AZ.  When it was discovered I was transgender, it went really bad.  Please help a person and service dog (border collie named freckles, fully train, no barking, good with all pets, and like me, mellow and loving).



2 more nights of bullshit befre 5 days off

2 more night of this dude anthony looking 1 cinnabon away from a coma telling me what to do despite not being my boss

and then a party on saturday for JBentz ALanf n BEasy birthdays this month

fuck em we ball

it’s one more night and I DON’T WANNA

but i am tho

some weird shit is, i’ve always been able to purr like a cat and i wondered forever if i was the only person who could

ooga booga booga

ooga booga booga

(Source: pomeranian2)


*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?

i choose gta


*12 year old boy voice* should we do it dude?

i choose gta

(Source: ILAURENS)

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.


(Source: squidward-tenassholes)

not all neckbeards

(Source: bamyasi)