it’s fucking cold
Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it
This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)
it’s fucking cold
i’m going for a drive
hmu if ur over 6ft tall and like to go to grocery stores at midnight
so fucking close
this could most likely turn out disasterously
every single time i see you i am so happy but so scared like i was just thrust out on a stage for the world to watch my every move. i want so badly to feel as calm and collected as i am with everyone else, around you, but i can’t do it. every time i see you my mind blanks and i resort to the simplest phrases because i forget how to talk. you leave me dazed. it’s the dumbest thing in the world to say but it’s true. i wish it didn’t happen. i wish i could show you i care, that i REALLY do, but the words escape me every time. i know we’ll never be what i want us to, but i have moved past that for a long time. it’s my fault because i never even said a word to you about it. that doesn’t matter anymore, it’s okay. i knew i wasn’t who you needed someone to be. i am honestly content with being friends in my heart, as i always have been, but my brain still melts out my ears when you come around. i really hope you’re doing okay and i wish i could show it better in person. i love you.
Fucking cards against humanity, man.
I nearly spat out my drink omg
I NEED THIS GAME.
Why does it have to be so expensive though?
To pay the lawyers they hire for the people who find this offensive enough to sue them
I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD BUT MY MOM WOULD KILL ME IF SHE KNEW IT EXISTED AND THAT I WANTED IT
you know you can download it as a .pdf and print your own deck directly from their site right? it’s expensive to get the actual cards but not to have it to play by cutting them out yourself
picked up a mantis from by the garage where it could be smooshe and put it on our ko rose bush and i think it is very confused
when did i get this fat
Since I was 15 days old and my Tia started giving me jugo de avena 😂
since i stopped playing soccer after 3 years when I was 8 and discovered doritos
you think I’m playin
Hey if you’re not good at math (like I am) and taking an algebra class and have trouble computing and all of that complicated stuff I wanted to show you that there is a calculator for everything! Add links as you find them!
For anyone that needs it!